Guest Blogger Goofy on Obama - The Reason He Just Went Below 40%!
President Obama's approval rating crashed through the 40% floor, and I think I know why. The call came through on Friday. I glanced at the caller ID, did not see a familiar name or number, and let the phone ring. Unfortunately, G was walking by the phone and pressed the Speaker button. With his paw. G is my cat, Goofy. Boy, did that pollster get an earful! That poor woman took the brunt of the nearly nearly two years of feline resentment roiling and festering in his big belly. I had no idea he despised Obama so much! How could I not put him on as a Guest Blogger? Below is the open letter to the President he wrote in order to express his displeasure at being lumped in with Wall Street bankers.
From Kitty Goofy
Y must u hate on us "fat cats"? Some ov us havv a glanjewler problim and cant help it u know! Mr Obama, U R NOT 4 kitties. U R a basterd. Im going to come and claw yr eyes out.