Thursday, March 10, 2011

Garfield on Oil Shortage

 I received this in an email from my Mom and Dad.

GARFIELD ON OIL SHORTAGE 


A  lot of  folks can't understand how we came
 to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well,  there's a very simple  answer.
 

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Nobody   bothered to check the oil.
  
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We  just  didn't know we were getting low.
  
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The  reason  for that is purely geographical.
  
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Our  OIL is  located in:
  
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal   Florida
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Coastal   Louisiana
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North   Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
And
Texas
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Our dipsticks are located in DC..............   


Any questions? NO? Didn't think So.
 

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